Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/ (Switch to "All Regions" and "1") Only one Pokemon per question
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
"Hey, don't judge me! He can control my enemies! That's good for me!"
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
"Freaky. Can I just quit my job now? My boss is insane!"
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
"Um, Abra, you awake? Are you gonna become Alakazam anytime soon?"
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Welp, I'm screwed.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
"My mother's so fat that when she sees a bus of white kids drive by, she runs after it yelling 'Come back Twinkie!'"
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
"OMG, Raikou and Xerneas forever!"
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
WTF I'M A GIRL!!
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
"Crap. Why are all the stronger Pokémon after me?!"
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
"More like headbutt-snuggle. Oh well!" *hugs Cranidos viciously* "What? Cuteness aspires aggression!" (XD)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
"Well, Raikou definitely has no reason to worry about that."
12. This Pokémon punched your mom.
(Awkward silence.) "...How?"
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes.
"I'm gonna go buy more shoes then...I only have one pair..."
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
"I might have accidentally had too much of the electricity..." ^_^
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
"Let me guess. I'm a Honchkrow."
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
"Um, I don't think it has a mouth..."
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
"Let me say one thing: ew!!"
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
"At least he and Hypno get along."
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
"Fine with me."
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
"OMG! Regis are in my basement!"